Mentorless

My mobile as a weapon, the world through my eye
we are the 99!

we are the 99!

Some people get reincarnated into a cockroach, and some people get reincarnated into THAT CAT! So think twice before doing bad stuff because you really want to be able to say to your grand-grand-kittens ‘I took a nap on a CD Rack in Istanbul, and it was fucking amazing.’  Grand-grand-kitten #7: ‘What is a CD?’ (shut up) nap power people, nap power.  (if this text is very confusing, put it on the host I reincarnated into during this lifetime.)

Some people get reincarnated into a cockroach, and some people get reincarnated into THAT CAT!

So think twice before doing bad stuff because you really want to be able to say to your grand-grand-kittens ‘I took a nap on a CD Rack in Istanbul, and it was fucking amazing.’ 

Grand-grand-kitten #7: ‘What is a CD?’ (shut up)

nap power people, nap power. 

(if this text is very confusing, put it on the host I reincarnated into during this lifetime.)

So yeah, at one point I was seating over that…  Pretty surreal when you think about it. 

So yeah, at one point I was seating over that… 

Pretty surreal when you think about it. 

Like Mother, Like Daughter. Best Reminder Technique Ever by the way

Like Mother, Like Daughter.

Best Reminder Technique Ever by the way

For my english speaker pals: buy a henhouse, get TWO red chicken!  If that is not the deal of the day, what is? (*nothing* is what you’re looking for)

For my english speaker pals: buy a henhouse, get TWO red chicken! 

If that is not the deal of the day, what is?

(*nothing* is what you’re looking for)

Pigeons ladies do exist… This truth is ranking at 7 on the scale of scary truths. The scale goes from 0 to 100

Pigeons ladies do exist… This truth is ranking at 7 on the scale of scary truths. The scale goes from 0 to 100

Seeing humans making an urban landscape their own makes me very happy. 

Seeing humans making an urban landscape their own makes me very happy. 

So… you’re more of a Doc Martens type of guy, right? 

So… you’re more of a Doc Martens type of guy, right? 

And now the trick question: is this the right side of the fence?

And now the trick question: is this the right side of the fence?

Harry-the-mailbox has been thanked for his service. People no longer write letters and Harry-the-mailbox is no longer needed. As he tried to protest, security muted him.  Sad.

Harry-the-mailbox has been thanked for his service. People no longer write letters and Harry-the-mailbox is no longer needed. As he tried to protest, security muted him. 

Sad.

Take that Bikers.

Take that Bikers.

The Phone Booth is down today. It just learned cellphones nicknamed it ‘electronic dodo’.  Tough. 

The Phone Booth is down today.

It just learned cellphones nicknamed it ‘electronic dodo’. 

Tough. 

can we all agree that giant snakey-frogs are simply an awesome way to evacuate rain? [and gods urine, and angels tears, and soup if that’s what you’re into] thank you

can we all agree that giant snakey-frogs are simply an awesome way to evacuate rain?

[and gods urine, and angels tears, and soup if that’s what you’re into]

thank you

Somebody tell these dudes we have moved to 10 digits for phone numbers. In 1996. [YES, I checked on Wikipedia, and YES, of course there is a dude who wrote an article about the phone numbers through time] [then we wonder why mankind is so predictable]

Somebody tell these dudes we have moved to 10 digits for phone numbers. In 1996.

[YES, I checked on Wikipedia, and YES, of course there is a dude who wrote an article about the phone numbers through time]

[then we wonder why mankind is so predictable]

TROP TARD! = TOO LATE in other words = too late fuckers, this apartment is sold.  First time in my life I see potential in real estate. *I like your style Building Partners*

TROP TARD! = TOO LATE

in other words = too late fuckers, this apartment is sold. 

First time in my life I see potential in real estate.

*I like your style Building Partners*