Mentorless

My mobile as a weapon, the world through my eye
For my english speaker pals: buy a henhouse, get TWO red chicken! 
If that is not the deal of the day, what is?
(*nothing* is what you’re looking for)

For my english speaker pals: buy a henhouse, get TWO red chicken! 

If that is not the deal of the day, what is?

(*nothing* is what you’re looking for)